Double-D mugshot

In breaking news Sherri Shepherd has found herself in serious legal trouble. Her boobs have been arrested on suspicion of murder. This stems from her recent appearance at a church event in California where she was witnessed embracing a group of small children. It is alleged that whilst doing so she inadvertently smothered them, depriving the children of oxygen. Sadly, there were no survivors.

Eerily echoing Lindsay Lohan's mugshot, I bring you Sherri Shepherd's boobs (brought to you be Ford)...