Schedule: Week of September 3

ABC has released the schedule for the first week of season 11.

Press Release
"The View," ABC's Emmy Award-winning talk and entertainment program returns, live, Tuesday, Sept. 4 (11:00 a.m.-12:00 noon, ET) for its 11th season with special guest star Danny DeVito.

Among the most highly anticipated changes for the show this season is the addition of Whoopi Goldberg. Ms. Goldberg will serve as moderator, seated alongside fellow co-hosts Barbara Walters, Joy Behar and Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

3/9: Celebrity guest co-host Maria Lark ("Medium"); Ashley Tisdale ("High School Musical 2"); Drake Bell and Josh Peck ("Drake & Josh"); musical performance by Alyson and Amanda Michalka ("Aly & AJ"); Jacob, Marki, Spencer, Alana and Kyle from "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"

4/9: Danny DeVito.

5/9: Tim Gunn (”Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style”); Larry David (”Curb Your Enthusiasm”). (Clive Owen will not be appearing as previously listed)

6/9: Regis Philbin ("Live with Regis & Kelly"); musical guest Patti Scialfa.

7/9: Rachael Ray ("Rachael Ray"); Monique Coleman ("High School Musical 2"); Glenn Howerton and Kaitlin Olson ("It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia").

I can't stand Rachael Ray. She's so fake peppy. Like her life's so f*ing perfect. And don't get me started on Oprah. If she's such a humanitarian why does she have so many mansions? How much does one greedy woman need? I'm not criticising her for having stuff (I'm sure she's a fan of capitalism), but she's not someone who's given all she can. She still likes her bubble baths, you know what I mean? Man she grinds my gears.